I can’t feel my body; only my eyeballs staring at my phone, Valerie highly eccentric extra tough and super sarcastic bold since birth shirt, but a pulsing mechanical omen caught mid-thrum in its communiques. Now I am eyeballs and feet, as my earless humanity hears my name called; my order is ready. I stand, turning to head toward the counter, but my bodyless body is block by something unyielding, beefy, and bison bearded, which emits an angry grunt like an awakened bear or trespassed upon ogre.