A unicorn is those women who snap right back to their original size without any effort whatsoever after having their babies. I don’t mean to sound bitter buhhtttt uhh kuv tsis nyiam Koj and the Unicorn Before And After Gym Shirt! Lolz Had to say it in Hmong so it wouldn’t be so bad. Get you a Hmong friend I ain’t translating! But yeah I’m talking to You! You see this body on the left? I worked DAMN hard for it! I was going to the gym for nothing… I stayed fat. But it was fun.