Everyone loves the classic family reunion Proud Trump Chump shirt. Family, food, fun and matching t-shirts. If you are chosen by your family to purchase the t-shirts it can and will be a stressful nightmare. 50,000 emails and texts from distant cousins later, you still don’t have everyone’s money and probably never will. What’s a person to do? After all, you are the responsible one in the family and somebody has to do it. You can change that nightmare into hero status and I will show you how.

For the hedonists, a towel is something altogether different. Ludovic de Saint Sernin, a maker of the most sensual menswear, sent an otherwise nude model down the runway in a beige terry loincloth Proud Trump Chump shirt. At the sight of him an audience member actually gasped, “Oh, my goodness.” The designer turned the female trope of getting-ready fun on its head with hotness. Over the years, there have actually been a lot of towel turns on the catwalk, from Gianni Versace’s butterfly-clad bombshells to Chanel’s poolside dilettantes. So as you exit the shower tomorrow morning and contemplate what to wear, maybe leave the t-shirt and shorts behind in favor of a little more time in your towel. Or perhaps you’d like the look of a proper little suit in upcycled hotel towels by Marine Serre. My friend has been wearing hers during self-isolation with her hair wrapped up in a towel too. And why not? Discussing her spring collection, Miuccia Prada said that “personal style is more important than clothes.” Amen, Miuccia.