My name is Paige, and I’m a guilt-aholic. When I see cops at a convenience store, I feel guilty for speeding earlier in the day. When I see joggers in the crosswalk, I feel guilty for hating to run. Official I’m A Coffee Aholic Shirt! When I see cyclist-commuters, I feel guilty for driving everywhere all the time. When I see people heating a homemade lunch, I feel guilty for going out. When I see women impeccably turned-out, I feel guilty for settling for a couple of pieces that match and throwing my hair in a ponytail.