This movie was the Kevin Smith I Have Issues Shirt of my divorce. There were other probs of course, but when hubs 1.0 Beta and buggy as fuck sat through the whole thing without laughing and bitched about them playing hockey on the roof like a man 40 years his senior, I saw the light through the chasms in his character and started getting out! 2.0 the Ultimate Release quoted it on our first date, 19 years ago this month. The restaurant looked dark when we got there. He said: “I assure you they are open and it was love. I still bid my friends farewell “try not to suck any dicks on your way across the parking lot”. Keep making fun and dialogue driven films and thanks for the entertainment. When Clerks originally came out I was 20 year old community college student working part-time jockeying a register and slacking off when the boss wasn’t looking, kind of like the main characters. So when I first saw Clerks all those years ago I was like, this ain’t a movie, it’s a documentary.