“When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to Jeff Dunham you laugh I laugh you cry I cry you offend my Aquarius shirt. I wrote down ‘happy’. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life. I’m a Libra & Keith’s Gemini, what a compatible little bunch we are. I share a bday with Ashton Kutcher and Steven Stamkos (sexy captain of the Lightning).