I need Jeff Dunham Puppet You laugh I laugh you cry I cry you take my Mtn Dew I kill you shirt. In The New York Times Opinion Section, “The editorial board writes, “A society that embraces a legal concept of fetal personhood would necessarily compromise existing ideals of individual freedom.” Are the fertilized eggs in frozen stasis people? Or does it only extend to the fetal tissue inside of women? Will this tissue be given voting rights? Rights to own property? When it will end?