I’m The Mama I Get All The Shit Done Except The Laundry And The Dishes Shirt! Being a parent is very much like being a maid, even if mom or dad do most laundry or cleaning around the house, there is no difference, the work must be done regardless. If you’re a clean freak like me, you know, it’s only a matter of time before you feel uncomfortable because trash accumulates in cans or annoying dust bunnies floating on your head. First driving you.