Meanwhile, in Gilbert, police are asking residents to call if they spot Woodstock pushing Snoopy off the I’m a lady but when I’m mad I’m an Evil Sadistic Demon Spawned shirt, Big Bird operating a motor vehicle in an unsafe manner, or the Roadrunner darting in and out of traffic on Main Street. Or, they suggested, any birds making a late-night run to Taco Bell. This is really sad. The same thing happened outside the building where I work some years ago. The building had mirrored windows and the beautiful cedar waxwings committed suicide in large numbers. It was awful!

It happened in my back yard in upstate NY. A flock of migrating gross beaks stopped in my back yard and I’m a lady but when I’m mad I’m an Evil Sadistic Demon Spawned shirt. The cherries had been laying on the ground for many days and started to ferment. The grosbeaks ate them and became so intoxicated that couldn’t fly. We had to make sure that none of the neighborhood cats stayed out of the yard till the birds sobered up.