I haven’t had a shower alone, in peace an quiet in over nine years. For reference, Superhero is nine and a half years old. I’m A Football Mom I Could Be Quiet But It’s Highly Unlikely Shirt! Every shower I take, either someone comes to check on me. Or, the someone comes crying because this one did this and that to the other. Or, Sweet Cheeks is the self-appointed Informer in the family, so she has to come with updates. Or, the arguing and fighting reaches a level I am concerned about bodily injuries, and I have to stick my head out and referee. Oh, so long gone are the days of relaxation in the shower.