So I pull into a parking lot to give me a little more space to  undetected so I can follow him If Your Path Demands You Walk Through Hell Walk As If You Own The Place shirt . I pull out and see him turn on Elkhorn (very close to where we live). I call him and say “is that you driving in front of me?” At this point, I’m much closer and he can see me. He said “no it’s not me,” with his thick Spanish accent. Then I get directly behind him and we’re still talking. I’m asking who he just picked up and I’m asking “that’s not you right in front of me?” And he’s still saying “no it’s not me.” Oh my goodness I cannot believe he’s treating me like I’m a joke.