I Like My Oatmeal Lumpy Shirt! The Valentine’s Dance was a lot of fun and this is where I met a new girl whose name was Charmaine. She lived down Broadway and was the funniest girl I had even met. Her dad was a police officer so when I went down to her house when we had became fast friends, I always minded my P’s and Q’s when he was around. Her brother was a nice looking guy but I was not attracted to him that way. He played lots of sports and was on the high school hockey team.