If you need something to hold your wine while you mow down an I just want to drink wine love my Ironworker and take naps shirt and Fries I don’t think you need something to hold your wine for you I just think you need to take a good long look at your life. Have you always desired awkward, judgmental stares? Have you always thought ‘I need an intervention!’ but could never get your friends and family to notice you? Then look no further than the AA-inducing, liver-saving necklace! Allow the neckwear to do the talking for you as you are forcibly transported to the rehabilitation clinic of your dreams! I am not a fan of trying to make sports “hip” by advertising the consumption of alcohol before, during and after a workout.