I Am Not Clumsy It’s Just The Floor Hates Me in The Way Shirt! Like most statements of evil intent the Conservative Manifesto sounds innocuous even banal but in reality is as innocent as a mugger complimenting you on your nice watch. When our illustrious leader, Teresa May, tells us she wants the UK to be a ‘global leader’ in internet regulation one wonders if she’s realises the difficulty of her task. After all, it will be a lot of hard work to catch up with the likes of North Korea, Iran and China.