You know how silly this is right? People arguing over the DD-214 Yeah I Got One Where’s Yours American Eagle Version shirt. This story should not be getting this kind of attention. We should just all have a chuckle at people who think the race of a fictional character actually matters. It doesn’t. You could say Santa is a giant purple and pink unicorn, and it would not change the Commercial greed of the Christmas holiday at all. Don’t worry rich people, Santa’s race will not affect your profits. A jolly fat man with a white beard and green coat. Originally green until Coca Cola rebranded it as red.