Dasher dancer prancer vixen tequila rum vodka and whiskey shirt! Twas the night before Christmas, here at the Dreadnought, where many we’re pissed from the drinks that they’ve bought. Rum, Vodka, Beer, Brandy, Cider and Gin, has had its effect, on the people here within. A few words of our regulars you will now hear, In this celebratory verse, of Christmassy cheer. Some you may have heard of, whilst others, perhaps no, but by the end of this verse, of all you shall know. Old Mabel and Bill, started early at three, with a bottle of gin, despatched before tea.